"I had to show the guard my ID because this is a military base and only people in the military can shop here."
(very enthusiastically) "Is GIGI (great grandma) in the military?!"
"hahaha.... no."
Going down the stairs...
"I'm so glad I have knees!!! I couldn't bend my legs or go down stairs if I didn't have knees."
Reading Goldilocks and the 3 Bears...
"Why do they all have their own beds?"
"Because they each need somewhere to sleep."
"Yeah, but why are the Daddy and Mommy bear not sleeping in the same bed?!"
"Hmm..."
Avery and I were out playing baseball in the neighborhood park. After sending a couple of pitches too high she says, "It's a good thing you're just a Mommy and not a baseball player!"
Killin' my field of dreams, kid.
"I'm wearing shorts OVER my leggings so nobody can see my pantylines."
(hmm... maybe I should not have tried to explain thong undies to her!)
Coming home from being at preschool all day:
"It looks like you didn't get much done today, Mom."
